I seek knowledge. Pretty please Pyro?

[Bobby Drake]

Well, you get all snarky when we suggest that Erik sells you. Was just trying to be polite...

[Lumen]

Proof taken from Bobby: "You just light up when he flicks you open " About Pyro/Megneto. O: Like, omg.

[Pyro]

Have the full quote at least, Yani. Because I have fallen in love with Bobby's way with words... and that line is fan-fucking-tastic
"Is that right, Allerdyce? So you're just Magneto's little Zippo now, huh? You just light up when he flicks you open and burn what he wants you to burn?"

And that's not proof of anything Neither is the fact that it was supposedly going to continue on in ranting centering around a "butane powered sex-toy", or something.

[Lumen]

Update, update!

Pyro: *guh* Sherridan, I hate to dissapoint you... but my schedule's a little packed. Maybe we can muscle you in between Lance and Marie? Or Bobby and Wanda? In demand, as ever
Bobby/Warren: Er, Ferus/Pyro.
Bobby/Warren: (chuckle) will pay money to see the Ferus/Sherridan size comparison post.
Damien/ Sherridan: *evil cackle followed by eviler asthma attack*
Yani-kun: "longer than you in any position" o.O
Damien/ Sherridan: Except that people like Ferus are taller/longer than you in any position


I'll pay too. =3

[Pyro]

A new question, my dears. What exactly has Logan been teaching Bobby?

Smooth, hard, fast, just like Logan taught him... skin against skin is just more satisfying

[Lumen]

Yay! Glad you noticed that too! I could draw a little comic of that if you gave me the idea. =3

[Pyro]

Oh sure. Then I can take all the blame and Bob'll run off with the f*cking Canadian.

[Lumen]

...he doesn't have to know what ideas were yours. >.>

[Lumen]

*shifty eyes* >.> <.<

28 Aug 06, 01:42

Pyro: (guh... do Magneto, Wanda and Sherridan... oh dear. It'll happen, no doubt. But oh dear.)

...PIMP CANE!!1!eleven!111!

*runs away*

[Pyro]

.... *blink*

*hating having to steal Bobby's usual excuse* Context, people. Context. That was about... something else. Post swampage *nods* Not sex. When do I ever talk about that?

No pimp cane here... I don't think. Though the purple flashback suit of X3 Erik does pose a few questions on that front...

[Lumen]

*whistles innocently* I never said anything about sex. O: You dirty... you.

[Magneto]

Hey, I happen to like my purple suit thank you. Besides, I can't help it if I have good taste.

[Pyro]

... quite.

Now that Erik's back, maybe something like normality will be restored (ongoing pimp cane debate non withstanding)

Update
For Yani's amusment, mainly. Pyro / Magneto conversation over MSN (yes, really... 6am. Mags is catching up on what's happened since he's been gone during one of our many OOC convos - this one should, however, be taken in character)

Magneto: skin against skin is just more satisfying? and slippery bob? WTF?

Pyro: yeah... erm *Pyro shifts uncomfortably* Well, boss, without you around telling us to blow shit up, erm, we've had to make our own entertainment. Sort of.

Magneto:i hope you weren't blowing anything while i was away

Pyro:*blowing*? or blowing up? because it's only the second one I can really say 'no sir, not me' about with a straight face

Magneto: *puts hands over eyes* oh sweet mother of the jews

Pyro: ....

Magneto: i'm not asking any more questions

[Pyro]

Major Update
I doubt John/Wanda has escaped the attention of many people on here... but no one saw this plot twist coming!

Pyro: Bambi eyes, fishnets and cleavage... damn teenage-boy-brain posting Pyro requires me to take on
Wanda: * owns your brain!
Wanda: (nod)
Pyro: damn straight you do... someone should warn Yani that John no longer requires the services of slash patrol to keep him in check...
Wanda: * supposes this is a good time to rip off her disguise and reveal her uber-secret identity (which hadn't originally been intended as one but it was fun for a while...)
Bobby: Hi John...
Pyro: ... guh.
Bobby: (chuckles)
Pyro: Now that's f*cking with my head, Bobby boy
Pyro: I didn't know you had it in you
Bobby: Yeah, I sorta figured. I let it go on longer than I'd intended to once I realized it wasn't immediately obvious (which I'd expected it to be), just wondering if I could keep the voices distinct.
Bobby: Which apparently I can. Yay!
Pyro: (wonders why he's failed to notice that the emails are the same prior to now... blames the cleavage)
Bobby: I'd thought that would make it obvious, too.
Bobby: Besides, I have to sheepishly admit that messing with your teenage-boy head was fun.
Bobby: And, well, Bobby can't quite manage it.
Bobby: Damn that closet door.

[Pyro]

Update - Christmas Podnuf (for explanation of Podnuf, click here)

He's not even sure who he's talking to anymore, not sure if there's anything left of the scrawny kid who taught him all the dirty jokes he knows (well, almost all... all the funny ones, anyway), who got him throwing-up drunk for the first time and helped him clean up and never even mentioned it afterwards. Hell, he's not even sure that kid ever really existed. Maybe it was an act all along and Bobby was the only one too stupid not to get the joke.

Debating exactly what the above quote implies...

Bobby: Just, you know... don't tell Rogue.

Pyro: Rogue need never know

Bobby: Promise?

Pyro: Come on, I'm on to a good thing there. She buys me drinks and ice-cream. You think I'm going to risk that to gloat about a guy who kicks me in the nuts?

Bobby: Um... well, you might. Y'know, if it pissed her off.

Pyro: ... true, it would be very tempting to piss her off.

Bobby: see? And, y'know... I could buy you ice-cream, too (sulk) (avoids ice-cream innuendo, because it's just too obvious) Admittedly, bobby _could_ claim innocence, not remembering anything, as he does.

Pyro: We may have a slight problem in the whole *absorbs memories* thing if you don't forget it, Bob.... Therefore it is mandatory that this is blind drunk.

Bobby: mm. convenient drunken amnesia, then (grin) which is thematic, anyway. The question arises, natch, of whether _John_ remembers.

Pyro: John remembers so many fucked up things (see the 'blend of innocence and wantoness' comment in the profile)... I doubt Rogue would pick you out amongst them. Or would just assume it was fantasy

....

Pyro: 3ish years would be pre-rogue, which would make me 16...

Bobby: Bobby-app says 17... so -3 years sounds a bit squickily young. Though admittedly that would be when he first arrived.

Pyro: Chan. Dub-con. Oh f*ck that's a minefield. Though I'm not sure John's aware there is such a thing as the age of consent...

Bobby: Certainly there wasn't for him... Admittedly I'm not quite sure John has a clear grasp on the notion of "consent"

Pyro: No... there we're talking (thinks back to applic) 12-ish... gack. No wonder everyone thinks we're fucked up

...

Bobby: We can put Rogue/Logan's arrival at 18-24 months or so ago? In which case we can flash this back to "just before Bobby and Rogue started dating" and avoid too much squick... er, just after, I mean.

Pyro: True. Squick is bad... and why after they started dating?

Bobby: Just to advance the timeline a bit. And in my head Bobby's _way_ more frustrated once he starts dating the untouchable girl.

Resultant flashback fic can be found here