Alternative Ending (The Great 100m Crackfic)

[Pyro]

The great Bob-knap plot will be kicking off soon. Which means the site will probably be plunged into angst for quite a while. So here is Bobknap, the alternative ending, to keep y'all happy and perky through those dark days. Storyline conceived in the c-box by Rogue, Josh, Sherridan and yours truly and preserved for posterity.

Pyro is not best pleased to learn that Sherridan intends to tell Magneto to kidnap and torture Bob. So before he can, Pyro books Magneto and Mystique a tango-ing RV holiday. With them out of the way Pyro is in charge and eviscerates castrates and BBQ's Sherridan. Bob, Pyro, Rogue, Josh and Warren then run away and live in a 3-room cabin together, happily ever after, with Rogue making very very good coffee.

[Pyro]

Okay, so what happens after they move into the cabin? IM convo between Josh and I might give some clue...

Pyro: brb... gonna nuke some pizza
Josh: hopefully with your psionic pyrokinesis
Josh: i know i just nuked pizza with my telepathy
Pyro: back
Pyro: nuked pizza is GOOD
Josh: yeah it is, it is staple college food
Josh: and i actually did just nuke pizza ;-)
Pyro: haha
Pyro: oh the wierdness of us both nuking pizza
Josh: have warhead nuke your pizza.
Pyro: no ta. i want the baby from the hhe screencap i posted, not the messed up ones from the hhe opening titles, thanks
Pyro: bob and rogue and i are going to have our perfect but disfunctional kids
Josh: all three of you together?
Pyro: yes
Pyro: all three of us together
Josh: how does that... work?
Pyro: bob and i will make beautiful babies and rogue will make coffee
Josh: or are two of you going to be the breeders and the third just there?
Josh: okay, gotcha.
Pyro: how bob and i will do this is unclear, but this being marvelverse stranger things have happened
Josh: it's mpreg, baby
Josh: your pure love will transcend your need for a uterus
Pyro: obv. bob will be the preg. one
Josh: obviously.
Pyro: I'm tempremental enough as it is without hormones
Josh: just like if josh and warren had a baby, josh would be the pregnant one
Josh: wow, i wonder if their kids would get wings?
Pyro: *squee* aww, that would be so cute
Pyro: you know how you could guarantee they'd have wings, tho? *evil smirk*
Josh: *random objects begin to float threateningly*
Josh: and if they follow mendelian genetics, it's possible their kids might not get wings. *growls*
Pyro: *carefully hands josh a card for the Mary Sue Surrogacy Agency and backs off*
Josh: LMAO
Josh: i wonder if their kids would have angel wings, telepathy, and telekinesis?
Pyro: possibly
Pyro: depends on whether they get a combo like nocturne or something random
Josh: lol
Josh: your kids probably will either do fire or ice, not both.
Pyro: both would be an interesting experience
Josh: lol
Pyro: maybe they'd just be temp-manipulators, or something
Pyro: or twins. one of each.
Josh: that would be extremely cute.
Pyro: it so would
Josh: we'd probably have a mix... not all in ones
Josh: you only get all-in-ones if you use a mary sue
Josh: or if one of the parents is a mary sue
Pyro: *shudder*

[Matthew Craft]

*nukes pizza*

mmmm....tasty....

*nukes some more*


Sorry, I couldn't resist ;D