Sloganize.

[Jack Russell]

So, this girl found this random website that puts your name into a slogan on the fitness website I'm on. I love it. xD

thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=yournamehere

I got: All You Need to Add is Morgan

Then I went ahead and did it for my characters:
Super Roger is Almost Here.
Only Jack Has the Answer.
Avez-Vous Un Arthur?
Will Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.

[Veronica Devereux]

Oh my god, this is too funny.
I got : Life Should Taste As Good As Veronica.

I fell out of my chair laughing so hard. I figured I'd get something like that.

[Toni Craft]

Let's see now...I got a whole list of them, but these are the funniest ones.

Put a Toni in your tank
It’s good to talk Toni
Get the Toni out
Toni tested, mother approved
Toni with the less fattening centres
Nothing works better than a Toni
The loudest noise comes from the electric Toni
There’s no wrong way to eat a Toni
Nothing sucks like a Toni
Next to the breast, Toni’s the best
It’s different in a Toni
We do Toni better
Break me off a piece of that Toni
Dude, you’re getting a Toni!
Strong enough for a man, made for a Toni
There’s more than one way to eat a Toni
Make it a Toni night
Let your fingers do the walking through the Toni



Naughty, but Matthew
Things happen after a Matthew
Don’t leave home without Matthew
Top breeders recommend Matthew
Matthew — It looks good on you

[Megan Drukker]

Because Goblin can't drive
That'll be the Goblin
Drinka Pinta Goblin-a Day
It's slightly rippled with a flat Goblin

You press the Jake, we do the rest
Who would you have a Jake with?
Tastes great, less Jake
Cleans your floor without Jake

Life's pretty straight without Pyro
Behold the power of Pyro
Nobody does it like Pyro
Things happen after a Pyro

*cackle* That's amusing me way more than it should....